Humour... Page n°3
Always Let your Boss have the First Say
An Assistant, a CFO and the CEO of a Bank in a large city are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the Assistant.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the CFO.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of piña coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the CEO.
The CEO says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story : Always Let your Boss have the First Say.
